January 30, 2009

Cussing.mamas.

That sugar huney blah blah you talkin stank cuz it sure as hell aint swet. grown women cussin all willy-nilly cuz 'im a grown ass woman' needs to stop. Kats* out and about like they dnt got 2 licks (not one but two) of sense and cnt purchase some class.
Here we go.....
im at walmart looking for some throat meds cuz i need some (pray for me) and this braod wanna be poppin in and out of every aisle w/ her grl lookin for (her words) 'f***** condoms'(hey, comdoms r used for f*****). so im lookin at these hussies w/ THE nastiest face cuz theres cuz theres kids and elderly in the place and not to mention they cnt pruchase two licks of sense and some class when it comes to straight up courtesy. [At least she's using protection-more pwr to ya]. in the end i told her where the condoms where located(which i know b/c theyre in front of the pharmacy line to the right-cnt miss those joints) so she and homegrl could be on their merry way and the rest of us humans could listen to the sounds of dispatch of missing kids over the walmart loudspeaker;) HAHA they should put the parents on!!! my very italian nieghbors would love every second of it: "Sofie and Sofia, get ur lookalike behinds 2 THE (w/ emphasis) eyecenter before i am forced to leave u n these ppl call dyfus on me, thanx."
And yes i do believe the mob is still discreetly makin noise. u may not know it but i do. my ears dnt deceive me of my italian listenings from "across the street". of course more cussing was involved and a car speeding of into the sunset but it was men so what can u say. they inbornidly*[NEW WORD] lack common sense. their brains wnt stop the jibberish coming out they mouths (hence kats gettin slapped somewhere around the head) this is not an 'all-the-time' phenomenom tho (thank goodness and all her friends).

so what have we learned today: CURVE YOUR MOUF AROUND ME CUZ IMMA BE FORCED TO KALL OUT [[TEAM CHAPPY]] TO PUT YA JOINT IN ORDER AND DNT MESS W/ ITALIANS CUZ THEY PROBABLY WILL CUT YOU 'AND SH**'

save the earth/save yourself:)

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