March 22, 2010

Liars and Veejayjays

Spring break is over for me and yes im back in the library at 808 in the AM;) of course i didnt do anything spectacular. The weather was beyond gorgeous. Saw bikes, then moped because i didnt have my own.....Worked, speaking of work.
There is this young man at my workplace who flirts with anything with a its all harmless and fun games, nothing serious. He cant take my sarcasm, actually nobody can because im soooo damn good at it. I smile at what im gonna say next, thats how good i am....back to the point, so im tryna hook him up with my girl, he gave me his number and everything to give to her. and so its now a four-way text convo between me,her,Miami,& let's just say he lied to someone about something so now he's gonna get grilled the next time i see him, soooo hard grilled, like-cant-eat-this-burger-its-so-burnt grilled.yep.

Ohhhh yea, this is what i wanted to post. i got this from via The Most Misogynistic Blog Post on the Internet.....enjoy and realize;)

Men move the discussion forward. Women swap recipes and beauty tips.
Men debate. Women wheedle.
Men confront. Women slander.
Men act. Women plot.
Men invent. Women benefit.
Men are passionate. Women are passion parasites.
Men cheat. Women betray.
Men withdraw. Women shit test.
Men kill. Women play let’s you and him fight.
Men are emotionally distant. Women are emotionally manipulative.
Men’s Achilles’ heel is pride. Women’s Achilles’ heel is vanity.
Men die younger. Women live slower.
Men think loftily. Women think grubbily.
Men are expendable. Women are perishable.
Men humiliate. Women shame.
Men bluster. Women preen.
Men break barriers. Women co-opt broken barriers.
Men design. Women utilize.
Men self-serve. Women self-delude.
Men fuck. Women barter.
Men are funny. Women are melodramatic.
Men look at the sun. Women look in the mirror.
Men sexualize. Women characterize.
Men eat. Women indulge.
Men aspire. Women inspire.
Men love freely. Women love desperately.

Luvin' C*
& Miami and Tina for paying me a visit;)

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